Category Archives: slacker


me too, Homer…






It’s about time!

Is it just me or has Blogger been a bit temperamental lately? This is the first time in about a week that I have been able to access anything on my blog other than the bloggroll. (What the hell?!) In fact I have been so aggravated with the situation that I seriously thought about switching servers….but that would have been to much work so I didn’t do it. *laughs* I’m such a slacker.

Silly Drunks

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the restroom. A few minutes later, a loud, bloodcurdling scream is heard. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
The bartender goes to investigate why the drunk is screaming.
“What’s all the screaming about in there? You’re scaring my customers!”
“I’m just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes my nuts.”
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, “You idiot! You’re sitting on the mop bucket!”

I’m not lazy, I’m on vacation.

To Do List
1) wash the car— its kinda cloudy out, I think it might rain.
2) clean the house— nah, it don’t look that bad.
3) do laundry— eh, I have enough pjs to last a few more days.
4) get the cable turned on— there’s still time. Battlestar Galactica doesnt start till the sixth…
5) go grocery shopping— I’ll just order a pizza.
I didn’t do anything today! Oh well, there’s always tommorrow…

Things Neglected

Reading- Ive started about a hundred different books but so far I havent been able to finish any of them.
Nothing seems to hold my interest for more than a few chapters. The last two books I was able to finish were Stephen King’s Dark Tower and George R.R. Martin’s A Feast for Crows.