Oh No!

You Failed the US Citizenship Test

Oops, you only got 3 out of 10 right!

Could You Pass the US Citizenship Test?

Somewhere, my history teacher is hanging his head in shame.

What will they do?

Since I won’t be able to buy a Wii tomorrow night, (my boss lady is making me come in at midnight to sell them) I was thinking I should try to come up with some figurative “hoops” to make the would be Wii’ers jump through. *laughs evilly*

Well on second thought, maybe that’s not such a good idea. As entertaining as toying with these poor folks would be, there is no doubt one of the losers will complain and then I would get fired.

Damn sissies. Always spoiling my fun.

in case you didn’t know…

WTF?

Found this while browzing my confined space, just thought I’d share.

Silly Drunks

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the restroom. A few minutes later, a loud, bloodcurdling scream is heard. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
The bartender goes to investigate why the drunk is screaming.
“What’s all the screaming about in there? You’re scaring my customers!”
“I’m just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes my nuts.”
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, “You idiot! You’re sitting on the mop bucket!”