Daily dose of blasphemy

The Wayfarer

The Wayfarer,
Perceiving the pathway to truth,
Was struck with astonishment.
It was thickly over grown with weeds.
“Ha,” he said,
“I see that none has passed this way
In a long long time.”
Later he saw that each weed
Was actually a singular knife.
“Well,” he murmured,
“Doubtless there are other roads.”

Stephen Crane

DIY Vasectomy

Some things should NOT be done at home…

Song of the day..

101 things about me…

I love to read.
I am terrified of clowns.
I’m a hypochondriac,
And the worlds worst procrastinator.
I am totally neurotic.
When I was a kid I fell off an escalator
I’m afraid of heights.
My car is a piece of shit.
The last movie I saw in the theatres was Harry Potter.
I love old school gangster movies.
as a kid my favorite movie was the Godfather
and my favorite book was Dune
I have a mad crush on Robert De Niro
I’m sad that Frank Herbert is dead.
Bug, the last movie I saw, was extremely disturbing.
I need to wash my car.
I collect turtles.
I am easily amused.
My best friend when I was a kid was a girl named Jessica.
I haven’t spoken with her in years.
Sometimes I miss her.
Most times I don’t.
I despise Jack Black.
I want to kick him in the face.
My house is really hot
But my room is kind of cold.
I used to smoke a lot of weed,
I haven’t had a toke in years.
I used to drink a lot of beer.
Its been ages since I’ve been drunk.
I’m not sure that I miss doing either one of those things.
Old people make me laugh, they’re all cranky and bitter,
I cant wait until I get old.
The first concert I went to was Suicidal Tendencies.
To this day it is still my favorite show.
I don’t like sushi.
I would like to speak Japanese.
I love to watch cartoons.
I am not a morning person.
I listen to my music really really loud.
I love Pj Harvey.
And I find Johnette Napolitano’s voice to be extremely soothing.
My favorite TV show is Battlestar Galactica.
I have a mad crush on Helo.
I am sad that this season will be the last,
But I’m dying to know how it ends.
The last book I read was Heart Shaped Box.
It scared the hell out of me.
I love grapes,
I don’t like raisins.
My favorite Muppet is Dr. Teeth.
I have a lot of heroes,
I have never been truly inspired.
This is taking a lot longer than I thought it would to finish.
I’m about to give up.
I’m a quitter.
This fact doesn’t really bother me.
I’m really looking forward to the new Neil Gaiman book,
And the next installment of Martin’s ‘Song of Ice and Fire’ series.
I want to visit with my old pal Jaime.
I have a mad crush on the Hound.
I am pretty sure he’s still alive.
I’m not the most patient of people.
I don’t drink coffee,
I prefer hot tea.
My favorite ice cream is Java Chip.
I hate talking on the phone,
I love my Blackberry.
If you call me, leave a message.
I’m not going to answer.
I never check my mail.
I tend to be a bit anti social.
I hate the holidays
I love buying gifts for my friends.
I don’t usually over sleep
I am always late.
When I don’t have to work I spend the day in my Pj’s and slippers.
My first job was at my buddies used book store.
he “paid” me with free books
That was the best job I ever had.
I have a mad crush on Tilda Swinton.
Its not a sexual thing, I just love her style.
It’s pretty late and I’m getting sleepy.
I have been working on this damn list all day
And I’m still not done.
I’m thinking of changing the title of this post to ”85 things about me.”
I have to work tomorrow
I hate country music.
I love Johnny Cash.
I have no sense of direction.
I have driven across the country twice.
I am thinking of doing it again.
I know how to read a map.
Today my favorite movie is ‘Wonder Boys’
I love Robert Downey.
Christopher Walken scares me.
I hate summer, its far too hot.
Winter is my favorite season.
When I was younger my greatest ambition was to get drunk and make a snowman.
I still have not done that yet.
I’m such a slacker.